Lockdown: what to do at UBC. With '90s muzak and text effects.
To summarize:
1. Long corridors and bathrooms are Bad Places To Be.
→ My instructor (who is American) said that long corridors are shooting alleys. Bathrooms have only one exit: the one the crazy person is blocking.
2. If you can find a room with a door that you can lock or barricade, go in and do it.
→ As my instructor pointed out, most lecture theatres have multiple doors that (a) don't lock and (b) open outwards.* In that case, he said, run for the nearest door and not towards the crazy person.
→ If you're in the Student Union Building? You poor sucker.
* The room we were in is on the 3rd floor, with 4 doors (all open outwards, none lock), and only two tables that could be used to barricade. IIRC in the entire building, there is only one room with doors that swing in. It's on the first floor and has an entire wall that's floor-to-ceiling windows.3. Close the blinds if you can and stay the f*** away from the door and windows.
4. Only open the door if it's emergency personnel.
→ Since some doors don't have windows, there's no way to confirm someone is emergency personnel. It could be the crazy person posing as emergency personnel. In which case, you're screwed.
5. If the fire alarm rings, DON'T GO OUT.
→ And just DIAF.
6. Instead, listen to PA announcements.
→ Hope the crazy person hasn't taken over the PA controls.
7. If you can, check
emergency.ubc.ca.
→ I have more confidence in the UBC Computer Science department servers surviving an attack than the UBC wireless network.